{"id":5996,"date":"2010-10-16T13:06:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T17:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=5996"},"modified":"2010-10-16T13:09:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-16T17:09:42","slug":"truth-or-friction-film-festivals-part-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=5996","title":{"rendered":"Truth or Friction: Film Festivals Part V"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/philadelphiafilmfestival19.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5998\" title=\"philadelphiafilmfestival19\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/philadelphiafilmfestival19-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/philadelphiafilmfestival19-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/philadelphiafilmfestival19.jpg 299w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a>Few things will put you more in a position to question your level of maturity than covering a film festival. Shouldn\u2019t I enjoy my medicine by burying myself in high minded dramas on important subject matter and dry documentaries that detail the struggles of a trendy third world country? What kind of an adult would I be if I didn\u2019t hide my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=1558\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">predilection for exploitation films<\/span><\/a>? Shouldn\u2019t I still be meditating on the devastating political commentary that litters the experimental film about deaf Native Americans trying to get competitive whistling approved by the Olympic committee?<\/p>\n<p>Such dilemmas are of paramount importance to a film critic\u2019s job; if I don\u2019t take the sincere, white-liberal-guilt movies seriously, then who will? Sure, the upcoming 19<sup>th<\/sup> Philadelphia Film Festival (Oct 14-24<sup>th<\/sup>) should be a dream come true for me, I get to meet the true film fans, those who happily overpay for tickets to a movie that will do no business amongst the general public before it heads directly to DVD.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kings-of-pastry-chefs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5999\" title=\"kings-of-pastry-chefs\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kings-of-pastry-chefs-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kings-of-pastry-chefs-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/kings-of-pastry-chefs.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Weighing the benefits of seeing certain types of low-budget films in the theater becomes that much more important in a struggling economy. The unfortunate fact is that most new documentaries, the majority of which are shot on digital video and don\u2019t often visually impress on a large screen, are inessential. Sure <em>Gerrymandering<\/em> is something we should all know about, but a one-sided, drawn out 80 minute documentary on the titular subject, a movie that <em>maybe<\/em> justifies 30 minutes on PBS, would not be money wisely spent. Neither would acclaimed documentarians D.A. Pennebaker (<em>Don\u2019t Look Back<\/em>, <em>Monterrey Pop<\/em>) and Chris Hegedus\u2019 <em>Kings of Pastry<\/em>, another in a long line of genial documentaries about wholly irrelevant competitions (<em>Wordplay<\/em>, <em>Word Wars<\/em>, <em>Pucker Up: The Fine Art of Whistling<\/em>), but this time buried by a truly irritating score that sounds like a canned version of deleted music from a Woody Allen movie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/MacheteMaidensUnleashed1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6000\" title=\"MacheteMaidensUnleashed1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/MacheteMaidensUnleashed1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/MacheteMaidensUnleashed1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/MacheteMaidensUnleashed1.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>And you\u2019d think that <em>Machete Maidens Unleashed!<\/em>, an enthusiastic documentary (from the director of <em>Not Quite Hollywood<\/em>) about low budget American films made in the Philippines would fit perfectly into my lowbrow criteria, and it would, if it were more than a self-congratulatory clip show. It skirts over the more interesting material, John Landis discussing the bogus feminist read on the women-in-prison genre (he\u2019s right, sometimes a naked lesbian fistfight is just a naked lesbian fistfight) and a moment where producer and self-promoter Sam Sherman brags that he knowingly poisoned the audience at a public screening.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/conviction_370x278.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6004\" title=\"conviction_370x278\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/conviction_370x278-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/conviction_370x278-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/conviction_370x278.jpg 370w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Skimming over the good stuff also annihilates the credibility of Tony Goldwyn\u2019s based-on-a-true-story Oscar bait <em>Conviction<\/em>, a simplistic and dumbed down movie (full review <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=5965\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">here<\/span><\/a>), drowned in \u201cdramatic license.\u201d Instead of dealing with the more complex and uncomfortable realities of a woman (Hilary Swank) who becomes a lawyer so she can free her brother (Sam Rockwell) from a life sentence in prison, everything is about good, honest people versus <em>evil<\/em> cops and opportunistic politicians.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/127-hours-smallstill.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6003\" title=\"127-hours-smallstill\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/127-hours-smallstill-300x276.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/127-hours-smallstill-300x276.jpg 300w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/127-hours-smallstill.jpg 315w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>A simplification would have killed Danny Boyle\u2019s <em>127 Hours<\/em> completely (full review <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=5965\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">here<\/span><\/a>), since the \u201ctrue\u201d story is about a guy forced to cut off his own arm when he\u2019s stuck under a rock in the mountains of Utah, and that\u2019s a premise, not a movie. Boyle\u2019s standard visual hyperactivity which he put it to great use in <em>Trainspotting <\/em>and <em>28 Days Later<\/em>, is the best way to deal with the inherently limited subject matter, but trying to turn a guy who should have turned off The X Games before venturing off by himself, into a hero who seems to express his physical pain only in the first few minutes of his epic, self-imposed torture.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bluevalentine6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6002\" title=\"bluevalentine6\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bluevalentine6-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bluevalentine6-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/bluevalentine6.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>But with all this negativity, where should you go for entertainment and enlightenment? I\u2019d suggest two films the studios have been having trouble with, the broad, gay conman comedy <em>I Love You, Phillip Morris<\/em> with Jim Carrey bringing his elasticity with him and Derek Cianfrance\u2019s gut wrenching drama <em>Blue Valentine<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/I-Love-You-Phillip-Morris-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6001\" title=\"I-Love-You-Phillip-Morris-4\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/I-Love-You-Phillip-Morris-4-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/I-Love-You-Phillip-Morris-4-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/I-Love-You-Phillip-Morris-4.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a>The brief, silly, gay sex scenes have gotten in the way of the marketing confidence behind <em>Phillip Morris<\/em>, hence it\u2019s been re-edited and has been sitting on the shelf since January of 2009 and gone through several distributors. <em>Blue Valentine <\/em>(full review <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=5976\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">here<\/span><\/a>) is battling an absolutely baffling NC-17 rating, sexual honesty is always punished by the MPAA (women aren\u2019t allowed to legitimately enjoy themselves), no matter how minimal the nudity. <em>Phillip Morris<\/em> isn\u2019t half the movie <em>Blue Valentine <\/em>is, in the latter, Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling give two truly insightful performances as a couple struggling to stay together, and <em>Phillip Morris<\/em> has a slack and visually unimpressive middle section. But how can you dislike a movie where a character has the line, \u201cif it weren\u2019t for you Jesus, I never would have found that roasted coffee filter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Check Filmadelphia.org for specific showtimes on the above films and the hundred other movies playing the festival.<\/p>\n<p>This article ran in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.germantownnewspapers.com\/Welcome_to_Germantown_Newspapers.html\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Germantown Chronicle<\/span><\/a> and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.germantownnewspapers.com\/Welcome_to_Germantown_Newspapers.html\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Mt. Airy Independent<\/span><\/a> on Oct. 14th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Few things will put you more in a position to question your level of maturity than covering a film festival. Shouldn\u2019t I enjoy my medicine by burying myself in high minded dramas on important subject matter and dry documentaries that detail the struggles of a trendy third world country? 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