{"id":609,"date":"2009-01-28T05:24:50","date_gmt":"2009-01-28T10:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=609"},"modified":"2009-08-28T18:52:35","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T23:52:35","slug":"necronomicon-book-of-the-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/?p=609","title":{"rendered":"Necronomicon: Book of the Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-615\" title=\"necro1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/necro1-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"necro1\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/necro1-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/necro1.jpg 565w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal<\/w:View> <w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables \/> <w:SnapToGridInCell \/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct \/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules \/> <\/w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4<\/w:BrowserLevel> <\/w:WordDocument> <\/xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]>\n<mce:style><!   \/* Style Definitions *\/  table.MsoNormalTable \t{mso-style-name:\"Table Normal\"; \tmso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; \tmso-tstyle-colband-size:0; \tmso-style-noshow:yes; \tmso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; \tmso-para-margin:0in; \tmso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; \tmso-pagination:widow-orphan; \tfont-size:10.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\";} --><\/p>\n<p><!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span class=\"postbody\">A Lovecraft anthology bookended by Jeffrey Combs playing Lovecraft himself penning 3 different &#8220;horror&#8221; tales. The first, directed by Christoph Gans (<em>Brotherhood of the Wolf<\/em>) is boring and confused, the second is fun, in a silly, gory, goopy, totally gratuitous nudity way, and has a telegraphed <em>Twilight Zone<\/em> ending, and the third is basically nonsensical and extremely cheesy, though it <em>could<\/em> have had some creepy imagery had everything not looked so rubbery.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Lovecraft anthology bookended by Jeffrey Combs playing Lovecraft himself penning 3 different &#8220;horror&#8221; tales. The first, directed by Christoph Gans (Brotherhood of the Wolf) is boring and confused, the second is fun, in a silly, gory, goopy, totally gratuitous nudity way, and has a telegraphed Twilight Zone ending, and the third is basically nonsensical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[5188,3610,2936,2941,2983,3608,3601,3602,3609,3611,3607,33,3605,229,228,3612,4600,310,2940,5189,3603,1611,3606,3604],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regrettablesincerity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}