A review and podcast on The Cove

By Adam Lippe

Below you’ll find a review of Louie Psihoyos’ documentary, The Cove. I’m also including a podcast about the film which I conducted with famed dictator Pol Pot, the former Prime Minister of Cambodia.
Click the play icon to listen to the podcast.

Or you can download the podcast here.
(Right-click, Save Link As…)

Actor Jeremy Piven certainly understands the importance of keeping the population and dolphins mercury-free.

Actor Jeremy Piven certainly understands the importance of keeping the human population and dolphins mercury-free.

The use of the yellow peril stereotype is one of the most effective ways of alienating your audience from your message. Unless, of course, that particular audience hates yellow people.

Louie Psihoyos’ documentary about dolphin killing in Japan, The Cove, doesn’t quite go as far to position the Japanese as backwards, funny-accented, uptight murderers, but it gets perilously close. Certain scenes might as well have the evil Japanese bureaucrats twiddling their yellow mustaches and ordering Flipper genocide (the anti-hero at the center of The Cove, Richard O’Barry, was the original dolphin trainer for the Flipper TV show, now trying to make amends). This point-of-view is a shame because The Cove is filled with horrifying imagery, one shot from below has dying dolphins swimming away in fear and then they are obscured by the blood drenched water.

cove3The constant stacking of the deck undermines The Cove; it gives the shocking moments a different meaning, as if they should be accompanied by insidious voiceover (“the seas ran red with blood,” references to Evil Dead 2 are always appropriate). The way that Psihoyos has structured his movie, a self-described Ocean’s Eleven-style mission to expose the small fishing village in Taijii, Japan, where the fishermen are selfishly slaughtering dolphins for minimal profits (the cute dolphins are sold to places like Seaworld) and to poison school children (because of the high levels of mercury found in the meat), using Olympic-level divers, sound and camera experts, and an actual special effects wizard from Industrial Light and Magic, makes it seem like he’s positing his group as proof that there’s nothing that American technology and self-righteousness can’t fix.

Psihoyos’ choice of aping Errol Morris’ style (The Thin Blue Line, The Fog of War), especially in the use of ponderous, sneaky music score, gets him in trouble, as he’s not nearly the filmmaker Morris is. Psihoyos has a real problem with repetition, as one talking head after another says practically the same exact thing throughout (“if we can’t stop this slaughtering, I don’t know what we’ll do), undermining building much in the way of tension. There’s even footage of the fisherman relaxing with a cigarette directly after their orgiastic killings, laying it on way too thick.

the_cove_008Even so, The Cove is well worth squirming through, to learn about dolphins as creatures (when in captivity, they require constant Maalox for their ulcers), the funny scenes of O’Barry lying directly to the local Taijii police about his reason for being in the area, (they remain on his and his crew’s tail at all times), the spinelessness of bought and paid for representatives of Caribbean countries supporting Japan’s wishes to remove the International Whale Commission’s ban on whale killing (See? Not all the villains are Japanese, some of them are poor and black too!), and the post-credits scene which proves the repeated edict that “everyone likes balloons.”

Leave a comment

Now on DVD and Blu-Ray

Roadracers

By Adam Lippe

Whenever there’s a genre parody or ode to a specific era of films, such as Black Dynamite’s mocking of Blaxploitation films or Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof, the second half of Grindhouse, the danger is that the film might fall into the trap of either being condescending without any particular insight, or so faithful that it becomes the very flawed thing it is emulating.

Black Dynamite has nothing new to say about Blaxploitation films, it just does a decent job of copying what an inept [...]


Veegie Awards

Winner: BEST ONLINE FILM CRITIC, 2010 National Veegie Awards (Vegan Themed Entertainment)

Nominee: BEST NEW PRODUCT, 2011 National Veegie Awards: The Vegan Condom

Archive

Featured Quote (written by me)

On Cold Fish:

Though the 16 year old me described the 1994 weepie Angie, starring Geena Davis as a Brooklyn mother raising her new baby alone, as “maudlin and melodramatic,” Roger Ebert, during his TV review, referring to the multitude of soap-operaish problems piling up on the titular character, suggested that it was only in Hollywood where Angie would get a happy ending. “If they made this movie in France, Angie would have shot herself.”

Well Cold Fish was made in Japan, where Angie would have shot herself and that would have been the happy ending.